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June 18, 2004

That One Guy

That Guy

Today's lunch sandwich also had melted cheese, but no picture. Instead, two views of that one guy who walks up and down Michigan Avenue wearing his homemade sandwich board. Oftentimes, as today, the signs are concerned with the replacement of the Vice-President with a Russian Spy. During the Clinton Administration he had pictures on his signs that proved that Al Gore had been assassinated and replaced with a Russian Spy (sometimes, a "Robotic Russian Spy"). Another classic, from early in the Bush Administration (before Cheney had been replaced?) was that National Parks are staging grounds for Russian Troops being massed in preparation for an invasion.

A transcription, in case you can't make out the signs at this size:

Front sign:
Initiate DNA testing to verify family linkage of all govt. appointees!!!
Screen out extensive Russian Communist infiltration!!!
Don't let your sovereignty slip through your fingers. Organize now!!!!

Back sign:
--- Personal Opinion ---
My recurring nightmare is that Bush's Russian Communist Double replaces him, & our govt. falls into Russian hands!!!
Recurrent DNA tests of high govt. officials are vital!!! In my opinion, the Bush-Cheney ticket is void because Cheney is a Russian Agent!!! & Kerry is Pres. by default!!!!

Posted by Fuzzy at June 18, 2004 4:14 PM


*Sandwich* board -- get it? It's still all about lunch!

Posted by: Fuzzy at June 18, 2004 4:16 PM