Blewt (producers of Don't Spit the Water, Impress These Apes, etc., etc.) are holding a fundraiser -- for a mere $20 you can have the Don't Spit the Water character of your choice* record a special video greeting for your family, loved ones, boss, arch-nemesis, etc., etc. You get to pick what the character says, does, and so on, we record it, and it's delivered to the recipient on January 1, 2008. Happy New Year!

* And yes, that includes both Cutie Bumblesnatch (Erica) and Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager (me).