No Fuzzy at Don't Spit in Wilmette

I'm sure you weren't driving up to Wilmette just to see me, but I since I plugged it I should point out that I won't be at the Don't Spit the Water show this Thursday. Chad Briggs will be appearing in my stead, which means the show will be 33% balder. I'm not sure what character he'll be doing, maybe he'll be doing me. Go, find out, and let me know. If he's funnier than I am, don't mention that, I'm not sure I can take it.