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When will our founder and director, Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager, be appearing next on a stage? Wouldn't you like to know. And then you will be destroyed.

Despite continued work on the InvisioCamouflago Ray, the Dr. Baron has been spotted in Columbia, South Carolina on January 19, 2007 and in Chicago, Illinois on March 31, 2007.

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