Come Work for Me

I keep trying to figure out a syntax where I can say that I'm posting this job opportunity "like a boss", but it's just not quite working. Anyway, I started at Time Out Chicago this week as the Director of IT and one of my first duties is to hire a help desk tech (I think the position is called "systems coordinator") to report to me. I'm a pretty OK boss. Just ask any of those jerks I managed at Playboy.