It's been a long-standing rule at FuzzyCo that if you advertise your product or service to us via Unsolicted Commerical Email (aka The Spam) then we can't buy it, even if we might have wanted to. (It's happened -- I've opened an email, thought "hey, that's a neat gadget" and then realized that it's from a company I've never given my email address.)
In a similar vein, I'm announcing a new rule: if you advertise your product or service using fake "lost pet" flyers, then we can't purchase or support your efforts, regardless of our feelings about your offerings. Real lost pet flyers are too important to have the medium polluted with commercial messages. Not that I wanted to watch John from Cincinnati anyway, but it's definitely off the list now.