The Evanston Flying Turkey 5K has become something of a tradition for me — it’s an easy drive up to Evanston, it’s not too early on Thanksgiving, and a pretty course amongst the Northwestern campus and along the lake. And then afterwards I stop by Hoosier Mama and pick up a pumpkin pie.
Overall Place: 1210 / 2780
Place in Male: 718 / 1308
Place in M45-49: 82 / 147
This is how sadly neglected this once-shining jewel of the FuzzyCo Blogging Demi-Empire is: I’m six episodes into a new podcast and haven’t even posted about it here.
I’ve tried, as many people have, to read David Foster Wallace’s giant novel Infinite Jest several times over the years and it’s sat on my “to be read soon” pile in the bedroom for years, mocking me. Recently, I realized that the 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back podcast had tricked me into reading several really terrible books, so surely there was a podcast out there that would hand-hold me through reading this supposedly-great book. I searched and couldn’t find one, so I decided I’d have to make it and hand-hold myself.
I tricked my good friend Kate into reading the book with me and we’re releasing an episode every week (or so). The podcast is called the Howling Fanpod (that’s an Infinite Jest joke) and so of course the website is Terrible Photos of People I Love. There’s an intro episode and then 6 real ones so far — there will be 13 by the time we’re done.
Pace: 10:19 min/mi
Place overall: 245 / 448
Place in Gender: 132 / 194
Place in Age Group (M18+): 106 / 145
Erica and I play a game called “did Fuzzy see the camera?” The answer for this one is, obviously, yes, yes he did.
Pace: 15:49 min/mile
Overall Place: 2190 / 2303
Place in Gender: 923 / 944
Place in Age Group (M45-49): 72 / 77
What do you do after you run 13 half-marathons in 12 months? Run another one the next month!
Steve and I were supposed to run this race last year, for what turned out to be the first race of my Baker’s Dozen, but he got sick. So when I was signing up for the Chicago Spring Half-Marathon there was an option to sign up for this one as well as a short “series” and so I suggested to Steve that we run it as a do-over. He agreed and so we’ve had it on the schedule for most of the year.
Steve broke a rib a few months ago, so he hadn’t been running, but he was game to try and I’m really proud of him for getting out and pushing himself. Erica asked if we were going to hold hands as we crossed the finish line, and how do you answer a question like that?
Pace: 14:37 min/mi
Place: 7442 / 7815
Place in Gender: 3393 / 3500
Place in Division (M45-49): 351 / 368
We’ve been trying to swim the Big Shoulders open water swim for years. We saw the race happening one September, wondered what it was and looked it up. “Great, let’s sign up for that next year.” The next summer we went to sign up and discovered that it had already sold out. We noted that sign-ups started in March and the next year we checked in the middle of March. So then we found out exactly when registration opened and put a calendar entry in to remember to do it that day. So that was this March 1 and we signed up! Erica went whole-hog and signed up for the 3 mile swim and I played it safe and signed up for the 1.5 mile. Our friends Sara and Andrea signed up as well.
I wouldn’t say we trained hard core all summer, but we trained — Erica joined a gym with a pool up in Evanston and she helped me get my act together and signed me up as well. We got out for some open water swims and did a real 1-mile race and then did the swim in the Chicago Triathlon. We were both a little nervous about our distances, but we were ready.
And then there were very high winds and the race was canceled.
It was very disappointing, especially because the water wasn’t that bad inside the protected walls of Ohio Street Beach, but the Parks District wasn’t able to get their safety boats into the area.
So, we’re waiting for next year’s sign up with bated breath…
There’s a giant asterisk on this year’s results, because Erica and I signed up for the International Distance, but while I was out on the run, they announced that because of the heat they were reducing the International run from 10K to 5K. When I heard the announcement out on the train, I was indignant. Sure, other people could quit if they wanted, but I’m an old hand at triathlons. And then I took stock of my situation and noticed that I was already walking and that probably this was not the race to push myself to the limits for. I think my 40 minute 5K shows the wisdom of that decision.
Place: 847 / 986
Place in Gender: 374 / 450
Place in Age Group (M45-49): 32 / 49
Place in Age Group (Male 40+): 247 / 303
Swim - 49:51
T1 - 10:41
Bike - 1:43:12
T2 - 8:25
Run - 40:17
So, first of all, whoever realized that the URL for this race could be 13.wine should be very proud of themselves.
Second of all, why aren’t there more half-marathons in the Chicago-land area in August that I had to drive to Michigan?
But most of all, this is it! I did it! My Baker’s Dozen of races – 13 half-marathons in 12 months.
The main idea was just to do the challenge. An important lesson I learned years ago from the The Non-Runner’s Marathon Trainer was that every goal you add onto a huge challenge is just a chance to fail even if you complete your main goal. So I had a secret goal, but I didn’t want to hinge my success on it. Which is good, because I failed that that secret goal.
I thought that signing up for 13 half-marathons would scare me into maintaining a reasonable training schedule, and super-secret goal, if I did keep training and running, surely my half-marathon times would creep downward and maybe I’d even PR by the end of the challenge. Instead, I learned that I’ve built up enough endurance (or stubbornness?) over the years that I could muddle through a half-marathon a month without keeping up much of a training schedule at all. I’d run one and it would hurt but I’d finish, so I’d take the next week off “to rest up” and then I’d run a couple 3s or 5s and then it was time for the next one. My times have crept up and up.
The good news is that I haven’t stopped. I’m signed up for two more halves this year. Two more chances to get slower!
- September 24, 2017 - Chicago Half Marathon (Chicago, IL)
- October 1, 2017 - Smuttynose Rockfest Half Marathon (Hampton, NH)
- November 25, 2017 - Schaumburg Turkey Trot Half-Marathon (Schaumburg, IL)
- December 9, 2017 - Viking Trail Dash Half-Marathon (Crystal Lake, IL)
- January 6, 2018 - Polar Dash Half-Marathon (Chicago, IL)
- February 24, 2018 - Winter Trail Frosty Half-Marathon (Indianapolis, IN)
- March 18, 2018 - Bolingbrook St. Paddys Half Marathon (Bolingbrook, IL)
- April 21, 2018 - Sly Fox Half Marathon (St. Charles, IL)
- May 6, 2018 - Great Western Half Marathon (St. Charles, IL)
- May 20, 2018 - Chicago Spring Half Marathon (Chicago, IL)
- June 9, 2018 - Milwaukee Country Sole Half Marathon (Milwaukee, WI)
- July 22, 2018 - Chicago Rock ‘N’ Roll Half Marathon (Chicago, IL)
- August 19, 2018 - 13.Wine Michigan Wine Trail Half-Marathon (Baroda, MI)
Pace: 12:50 min/mi
Place in Division (M45-49): 4/4
Pace: 12:34 min/mi
Place Overall: 7300 / 8713
Place in Division (M45-49): 383 / 447
Place in Gender: 3380 / 3716
Place (Overall): 80 / 81
Place (Wetsuit Division): 42 / 43