I'm sure this joke has been done before, but I don't have the heart to go searching and prove to myself how unoriginal I am (and that's not an invitation for you to "help" by doing so for me).
But I did just read this fascinating, even to a non-sports fan like myself, series on traveling (via Kottke). And my alma mater made it through the first round of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament today, so Go Boilers!