Schmuzzy and Schmerica are Schm-ed precisely so that their adventures don't have to have anything to do with our real lives. So I'm not saying we ate leftover ribs and catfish and then watched Spike Jonze music videos and Good Eats tonight, instead of going for a run. But I will let you know that we finally cracked open our Crystal Head Vodka tonight and were surprised to discover that it's really not that great of vodka. Thank goodness when we bought it we knew that we were paying half of the inflated price for the packaging alone.