Erica got called in as a last minute replacement for Impress These Apes -- a comedy talent show run by hyper-intelligent apes who might want to destroy mankind with their earthquake machine. The contestants get bonus points for all sorts of things (one contestant already has 5 bonus points for getting the most views of his audition video on YouTube) including selling a pair of designated tickets for each show. So, I have two tickets to every Impress These Apes show* for the next 8 weeks. If you'd like to accompany me to a show, just let me know.

* Monday nights at 8 pm at The Playground (3209 N Halsted).