This week at Impress These Apes the challenge for the contestants was to make a short film inspired by a randomly assigned Threadless t-shirt. There were some doozies, and they'll be posted at ImpressTheseApes.com soon. Prehistoric Human also made a video. He says that the shirt that inspired it, which you can see at the end of the video, is also a Threadless shirt. But I've never seen it on their site. He says that's because he has access to the Apes' time machine and it's one of their shirts from the future. OK. Why would a prehistoric servant of hyper-intelligent apes from the future lie?