This weekend

Saturday night, you've got two chances to see me in a performancey way. Lola Balatro is having a CD release party for their new album at Goose Island Wrigleyville, 3535 N. Clark, at 10 PM. $10. They'll be playing that one video for the first single from the album, "Rock Star", which features me in a banana suit. They've asked me to show up in the banana suit. We'll seeā€¦

Just a few hours later I'll be just a stone's throw down the street at The Playground, 3341 N Halsted, telling some terrible stories at The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard. It's a midnight show and also just $10. Will I still be wearing the banana suit? You'll have to come and find out.