Benjamin Wachs

Ben's bio: In the beginning, God created the world in 7 days. On the eigth day, he saw that he had parts left over, and so he created Ben. From these humble beginnings, Ben has consistently failed to make an impact of any kind on the world scene, including his attempt to elect a bannana president of Angola (it would have worked, damn it!) This discouraging trend has recently taken a turn for the better, when last year Ben was named "Mr. Ubermench, 1995," by completely ingoring the judges catagories and not participating in the swimsuit competition.