Hey, I've been coaching this improv group called Sass Patrol for, god, months now. Months! And they haven't gotten tired of the rambling I call "notes" yet. They perform for the first time tonight at The Playground (3209 N Halsted). Yeah, that's right, Tuesday night, mother f-ers! Please come cheer on Ryan Gilmour, Tyler Lansdown, Kristen Studard, and Chrissy Swinko. (Charlie Carroll has some deadly illness, so he won't be gracing the stage.)