Nerdly as I am, I've somehow managed to mostly pass by MMORPGs as a geek pastime. I played City of Heroes for a while, peer-pressured by a bunch of my improv friends, but I've only ever launched WoW long enough to create a character and then run around hitting woodland cats for 10 minutes.

So now I'm totally caught up in an online game where I'm a little purple guy with green hair, there are no swords or battles, and I'm working really hard on becoming a master chef. And I spend a lot of time squeezing chickens to get grain. Yeah. So, if you're playing Glitch, too, why not make vonTrooderHorn your bestie?