Kurt from Neutrino answers the BBC's commedian questionnaire.

If the Edinburgh fairy could grant your wish, what would your wish for?

That lots of people come see our show! (But I'm sure that's every performer's wish.) My second wish would be that I could become friends with a real dragon who would give me a tour of Scotland and get people to some to see the show by breathing fire over the theatre like a spotlight. But it wouldn't be all touring and promotion with my friendly dragon - there'd also be the small moments I'd treasure like that one time he tried to light my cigarette and burnt my eyebrows off, or the time he told me that his dream was to be an airline attendant. Or just those moments over a cup of tea (his is a large bucket) where our silence speaks volumes. Oh friendly dragon, why won't you call?