I shouldn't look gift publicity in the mouth, but it seems that someone may have misread my figurative description of Bare as "two men who perform with the energy and presence of a ten-person group -- a ten-person group with some acrobats, a fire-eater, and a rock band in there somewhere" as literal. Caveat to the Pacific Northwest -- we don't actually eat fire. Or do (good) acrobatics. We're funny, though. And I can juggle. Note to self: bring juggling clubs to Seattle. I wonder if I'll have any problems carrying them onto the plane?

P.S. "Nurtino". Hee hee.