Steev has posted scans of the Time Out article about Don't Spit the Water. (If you're a Time Out subscriber, you can read the article here. But if you're a Time Out subscriber, you have the magazine at home.)
The good news is that the only comedian (other than Steev and Paul) mentioned by name in the article is my girlfriend. The bad news is that they called her Tara Reid. Oops. My girlfriend is much prettier.
Update: Dear Chicago Comedian, please do not be the 96th person to call Erica "Tara" thinking you are being original or funny. Unless you're doing it just because you're really hankering for a swift kick in the nads. Because that's what you're gonna get.