Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager

Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager

Allow me to introduce Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager. ("Get it right -- Doctor! Baron! I was born a Doctor, but I went to six years of Baron school and I will not have my hard work ignored!") He's got an IQ of 2000 and heads up Evil Labs. And, um, he juggles and wears Heelies:

Look for him at an upcoming Don't Spit the Water. When I'm done with this play.