I'm posting often over the Chicago Metroblog. If you're not reading over there you've missed my roundups of our favorite local bands and vegetarian foods in Chicago, public illiteracy, me learning what a vaulted sidewalk is, a picture of a window, beer, riding the CTA, me not reading the paper, and my advice for driving into the city.
Dan Telfer
You forgot to mention that if you were to jump out of that window, you would never hit water/ground, as Shelob has wound a web outside waiting for just such an occaison.
That is, big ass spiders abound.