Work is busy enough this afternoon that I'm not going to go get a real lunch, so I grabbed a Maruchan California Vegetable Instant Lunch from the breakroom vending machine. Evidently, in California when they think of vegetables they think of carrot shavings and six freeze-dried peas.
Telfer
Oh, Fuzzy! You goofball! You should have gone downstairs and got a tiny tub of hot mac and cheese.
Megan
Beware the Shrimp flavored Instant Lunch from those vending machines. I think they use Sea Monkeys in them. They taste like Sea Monkeys.
Ew.
Fuzzy Gerdes
How do you know what Sea Monkeys taste like?
Telfer
The instant pizzas taste EXACTLY like a gel shoe insert.