The offer still stands -- go donate a couple bucks to Movember through my brother's page and I'll have a dorky little moustache in my family's Thanksgiving photos, rather than the luxious and rakishly handsome thing I've got going on right now. Don't you want to help fight cancer and make me look like Ron Swanson?

(Also, I guess this was V-neck t-shirt week at work. Hope you got the memo.)