XXX is such a terrible movie. And don't think I'm saying that because I'm some sort of snob who thinks an "extreme-sports star turned secret agent" movie is bound to be bad. I think the idea holds plenty of promise. I just think this is a terrible "extreme-sports star turned secret agent" movie. In fact, I'm kind of mad that the movie squanders both the concept and the talents of Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, and Asia Argento.