Oh, the troubles I have

Get ready for the lamest piece of sharing ever. Ready? Here we go:

I usually keep my wallet in my back right pocket. But these jeans are developing a hole in that pocket, so I moved my wallet to my back left pocket. And it has thrown everything off. Somehow, a big fat wallet (I have too much stuff in my wallet) on the right was fine, but a big fat wallet on the left is unacceptable to my body. It feels weird when I sit down; it even feels weird to walk. I might even have to fix the hole in my jeans or take stuff out of my wallet. The horror! What a terrible life I lead.