Unsolicited advice from your old pal Fuzzy: get yourself a set of silverware for the office. At forty hours a week, you're going to spend 56 years of your life* at work, so you might as well feel like a human being and use a real fork. Here in Chicago we get sometimes get deep-dish pizza for a lunch meeting and it's just so sad to see people trying to discuss serious business while fighting a slab of cheese and dough with a flimsy plastic fork.

Bonus office survival tip: you've probably got a coffee mug, but if you get a nice big one, not only can you have more coffee (more coffee!) but you can microwave soup or leftovers in it.

* I didn't actually do the math. Math is hard.