What’s the point of obsessively cataloging your media consumption without sharing it? Here’s the 69 movies I saw in 2011, with my meaningless letter grades.

• The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) - C
• Easy A (2010) - A
• Drive Somewhere (2010) - B+
• The Social Network (2010) - A
• Smokin’ Aces (2006) - C+
• Descent 2 (2009) - B-
• Let’s Do It Again (1975) - A-
• Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010) - A+
• Flashdance (1983) - A-
• Un Novio Para Mi Mujer (2008) - A
• Sherlock - A Study in Pink (2010) - A
• Super High Me (2007) - A-
• Super Size Me (2004) - B+
• I Am Comic (2010) - A
• Ginger Snaps (2000) - B
• Idiocracy (2006) - B
• Jennifer’s Body (2009) - B+
• Faster (2010) - B+
• It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963) - B+ (watched because of this review)
• Small Town Gay Bar (2006) - A - So very much more sad and disturbing that we thought it would be.
• Topkapi (1964) - B+
• The Good, the Bad, the Weird (2008) - A-
• The Fighter (2010) - A
• A Room with a View (1985) - A+
• The American (2010) - A
• Hanna (2011) - A
• The Room (2003) - F. Or A+. You know.
• Dr. No (1962) - A
• Bridesmaids (2011) - A+
• From Russia with Love (1963) - A
• Man on Wire (2008) - A - my only quibble - mixing archive footage and recreations
• Goldfinger (1964) - B
• Cars (2006) - A-
• 13 Assassins (2010) - A
• Green Lantern (2011) - B-
• The Illusionist (2010) - A
• No Escape (1994) - C-
• Rubber (2010) - A- - such a weird, weird movie
• Zombieland (2009) - A
• Thor (2011) - A
• Singles (1992) - B- - great music, so dated
• Priest (2011) - action sequences - A, plot - D
• Exam (2009) - B-
• Sleepaway Camp (1983) - C, but how do you even grade something like this, even with my meaningless grades?
• Waiting for Guffman (1996) - A
• Sherlock Holmes (2009) - B
• Bill Cunningham New York (2010) - A
• Serenity (2005) - B+
• Attack the Block (2011) - A
• Best Worst Movie (2009) - B+
• Troll 2 (1990) - D
• Urbanized (2011) - A+
• Colombiana (2011) - C
• Captain America (2011) - A-
• Hulk (2003) - C-
• Friends with Benefits (2011) - A-
• Source Code (2011) - A-
• Pearl Jam 20 (2011) - A
• Seamless (2005) - A-
• Trick R Treat (2007) - F
• Thunderball (1965) - C+ - so many scuba sequences
• The Green Hornet (2011) - C-
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) - D
• The Muppets (2011) - A
• Christmas in Connecticut (1945) - A
• Tower Heist (2011) - B+
• It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) - A - believe it or not, never seen it before
• The Kids are All Right (1979) - B- - in Pearl Jam 20 someone says that they hope that it’s their TKaAR. Well, Pearl Jam 20 was much better than TKaAR.
• Blues Brothers (1980) - A+