Ninja III: The Domination is a terrible, terrible movie. Which is why I was watching it -- it's the movie we're doing for It Came From the Neo-Futurarium - the Neo-Futurists' annual summer series of staged readings of bad movies.

But, dear god, it's a terrible movie. One illustrative moment: our main character has been established (sorta) as a "health nut" ("I don't use soda.") and so when she's seduced by a temper tantrum, she takes her new cop boyfriend back to her place and pours the sexiest thing she can imagine down her chest for him to lick off: V-8 juice. Umm, yeah.

FuzzyCo grade: D